Clean Coal?

“Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.” - Douglas Adams
As only JibJab could do:
There are two versions of the 12 Days of Christmas that I love.
This one I first saw when I was a kid:
You’ve gotta love Fozzy and Animal in that one.
The other came from Bob and Doug McKenzie. If you have no idea who Bob and Doug are (?!!?), they are characters played by Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis on Second City TV in the late 70s, early 80s.